What a week of exemplars. Some of the best of a genre is here this week, a couple of superb short story writers, a top speculative fiction writer, great writers of mystery and suspense, the editor of many of America's most famous authors, and, finally, the ultimate essay writer whom everybody quotes, Ralph Waldo Emerson. Emerson, however, didn't care for quotes himself.
Stay at home in your mind. Don't recite other people's opinions. I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
Still, he wrote too many good lines not to quote him. With his words in mind, then, which one of the following quotes are not by Emerson?
Tis the good reader that makes the good book.
If we encounter a man of rare intellect, we should ask him what books he reads.
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
Never read a book that is not a year old.
A great deal of contemporary criticism reads to me like a man saying "Of course, I do not like green cheese; I am very fond of brown sherry."
Answer to Last Week’s Questions:
Sir, I admit your general rule
That every poet is a fool;
But you yourself may serve to show it,
That every fool is not a poet.

This famous epigram is most often, and most likely, attributed to the witty
Alexander Pope, especially since he wrote many epigrams and also wrote
The Dunciad, a long verse skewering, among others, the foolish and unpoetic actor - playwright Colley Cibber who butchered poetry in his adaptations of the bard. However, several sources attribute this epigram instead to Samuel Taylor Coleridge. We have two complete works of Pope in the library. The one from
Oxford includes this epigram. The one from
Cambridge does not. Go figure. Not even a library solves everything.
And what is an
epigram? It is simply a short, pithy statement that is easily remembered. From the ancient Greeks to nineteenth century epitaphs they were often attached, in limited word space, to the burial site of someone whom others felt needed to be remembered, but came to be used whenever a short, often poetic, and frequently satiric dig was needed. The best ad copywriters are often epigrammists, and there is little doubt that some of the best users of new media like
Twitter will turn out to be memorable epigrammists as well.
What ever can be said today,
About having little or nothing much to say,
And yet you have no more than a slim
Dozen dozen spaces to say it all in?